|Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.|
The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.
Friendship is a plant of slow growth and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.
Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
(George Bernard Shaw)